the GENIUSES
WHO CREATED THIS MASTERPIECE AND HOW?
On May 3rd 2018, the spunky Gina Ferraro, the witty Erin Frisbie, and the charmingly juvenile Carly Moses got in a room together to discuss making a show. They all brought many ideas to the table, most of them ridiculous, some of them already taken (SpongeBob musical) and attempted to fit together the puzzle pieces of their very different taste and varying personalities. One thing piqued all of their interest, and they could not shake it. Revenge.
They knew what they had to do. They traded shiny clown noses and delightful costumes for black heels and neon war paint, and made a psychopathic map of everyone who's ever "had the nerve" with them.
Since then, they've been perfecting the art of gloriously seeking revenge and are pleased to announce they've added another fed-up woman to their team. The unapologetic Ash Brown has directed these creatures through the fog machine and into the red-hot light of transformation.
Read on to find out about their personal journeys. Beware, if you don't; they'll know...
erin FRISBIE
Erin Frisbie is the most magical creature to ever grace the world. She received her BFA in theatre at the University of Awesomeness, where she learned to take what she wants and leave others in the dust. She briefly moved to LA where she spent her time using and losing Hollywood actors. It wasn't until she moved to NYC that she discovered she could employ her humor, darkness, and "who, me?" charms for satisfying wickedness. She's been duping innocent mortals into staring into her beautiful gray-green-like-the-salty-sea eyes while she mercilessly steals their souls ever since.
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gina FERRARO
Gina Ferraro: while words are hard to describe her, some have said she's comparable to a siren. Mysterious, forbidden, unknown, deadly, and overwhelmingly enticing. She started her artistic journey in New Mexico, by using the disguise of a small boy to gain the trust of unsuspecting individuals, before cutting off their hair and selling it on the internet. She then moved to Chicago where she perfected falling asleep on the side of the road and thieving from the upstanding citizens who tried to wake her. She currently resides in NYC, where she discovered she couldn't keep the world from experiencing the belly laughs she would graciously deliver to them. She's a clown with a heart of black and a mind of determination. If you stand in her way, watch out!
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carly MOSES
Carly Moses is no ordinary kitten with a whip - this kitty has claws and her whip is made of laser beams that shoot straight to your quaking soul. Effortlessly beguiling and privy to the secrets of the shadows, Carly became a force to be reckoned with in New Mexico where she took every leading role for herself, and wished literal broken legs to anyone who objected. She then set her sights on the city with the most devilish demons to play with: NYC. To no one's surprise, her twisted sense of humor, inability to be tamed, and ancient wisdom made her instantly watchable and worship-able.
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ash BROWN
Ash Brown is a goddess among plebes. She changes her look so often, you never know if you actually have her, or a pathetic look alike. She started her journey in New Mexico, where her light was so bright, there was a drought for all 23 years she lived there. She moved to NYC six years ago and began tackling anyone and anything that stood in her way. Literally, she charges ahead, no padding, and tackles what's in front of her to the ground before putting it in a choke hold and watching it slowly drift to sleep. Erin, Carly, and Gina found her tearing out the throat of her most recent victim and asked if she would give them guidance, direction, and lessons on how to be so bold. She accepted, under the circumstance that they would do her bidding for the next 2,000 years. A small price to pay.
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